Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Dirty Illuminati Pirates stamped out by righteous light bringing legal types



No Piratebay access in New Zealand now via my ISP. I just wanted to say thank you very much for protecting me from the horrors of the internet world. Without helpful people like this looking out for me... Who knows what could happen?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2783556/Murderer-destroyed-our-family
http://tvnz.co.nz/one-news/akld-woman-charged-over-arson-2940494
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2782763/Man-dies-following-violent-incident-two-weeks-ago
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/2784741/Blenheim-bar-death-suspicious

I mean fuck, all of the stuff that is available out there is just horrible, and we are being protected. Protected from its evil.

Because apparently it's all kiddie porn.

That's the guise used.

Essentially.

Well... taken out of context mixed up with a bit of my own point of view and typed out below a picture of the Pirate Bay logo. Hahahahaha.

Any-ha-ways...

You filthy downloaders are gonna have to come up with something else now! I tor this would happen, actually I knew it. Burn.

Keyboard Shortcuts

Taken from Hack 5 - Click to see



Basic Keyboard Shortcuts
  • CTRL+C (Copy)
  • CTRL+X (Cut)
  • CTRL+V (Paste)
  • DELETE (Delete)
  • CTRL+Z (Undo)
  • CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)
  • SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)
  • CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)
  • F2 key (Rename the selected item)
  • CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)
  • CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)
  • CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next
  • word)
  • CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)
  • CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)
  • SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)
  • CTRL+A (Select all)
  • F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)
  • ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)
  • ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)
  • ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)
  • ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)
  • CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have
  • multiple documents open simultaneously)
  • ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)
  • ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)
  • F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
  • F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)
  • SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)
  • ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)
  • CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)
  • ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)
  • Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)
  • F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)
  • RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)
  • LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)
  • F5 key (Update the active window)
  • BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
  • ESC (Cancel the current task)
  • SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)
Microsoft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts
  • Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)
  • Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)
  • Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)
  • Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)
  • Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows)
  • Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)
  • Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)
  • CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)
  • Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)
  • Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)
  • Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)
  • Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)
Dialog Box Keyboard Shortcuts
  • CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)
  • CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)
  • TAB (Move forward through the options)
  • SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)
  • ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the
  • corresponding option)
  • ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)
  • SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)
  • Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)
  • F1 key (Display Help)
  • F4 key (Display the items in the active list)
  • BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As
  • or Open dialog box)
  • Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)
  • Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)
  • Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)
  • SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)
  • NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)
  • Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)
Windows Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts
  • END (Display the bottom of the active window)
  • HOME (Display the top of the active window)
  • NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the
  • selected folder)
  • NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)
  • NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder)
  • LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the
  • parent folder)
  • RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the
  • first subfolder)
Microsoft Management Console (MMC) Main Window Keyboard Shortcuts
  • CTRL+O (Open a saved console)
  • CTRL+N (Open a new console)
  • CTRL+S (Save the open console)
  • CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)
  • CTRL+W (Open a new window)
  • F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
  • ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)
  • ALT+F4 (Close the console)
  • ALT+A (Display the Action menu)
  • ALT+V (Display the View menu)
  • ALT+F (Display the File menu)
  • ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)
  • Shortcut Keys for Character Map
  • After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts:
  • RIGHT ARROW (Move to the right or to the beginning of the next line)
  • LEFT ARROW (Move to the left or to the end of the previous line)
  • UP ARROW (Move up one row)
  • DOWN ARROW (Move down one row)
  • PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time)
  • PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time)
  • HOME (Move to the beginning of the line)
  • END (Move to the end of the line)
  • CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character)
  • CTRL+END (Move to the last character)
  • SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Normal mode when a character is
  • selected)
MMC Console Window Keyboard Shortcuts
  • CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane)
  • ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window)
  • SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)
  • F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)
  • F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
  • CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)
  • CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)
  • ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for the selected item)
  • F2 key (Rename the selected item)
  • CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one
  • console window, this shortcut closes the console)
Remote Desktop Connection Navigation
  • CTRL+ALT+END (Open the Microsoft Windows NT Security dialog box)
  • ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)
  • ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)
  • ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)
  • ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)
  • CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full
  • screen)
  • ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)
  • CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the
  • client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)
  • CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)
Microsoft Internet Explorer Navigation
  • CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)
  • CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
  • CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
  • CTRL+H (Open the History bar)
  • CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)
  • CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)
  • CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)
  • CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box, the same as CTRL+L)
  • CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)
  • CTRL+R (Update the current Web page)
  • CTRL+W (Close the current window)

Sunday, April 19, 2009

What next? - The careful art of post-annual-leave workplace integration.

So I am back at work this week. Three weeks have flittered past like a flittering past little birdie, and I think to myself (Not what a wonderful world) going back to work is going to suck round ones.

Yes.

Round ones.

Anyways - I'm sure that the list of shit I left others to do hasn't been done (I am an effective manager - I inspire others) actually I was told that the person I gave the tasks to lost them (I carefully plan every step in my daily management life - I always have a contingency plan) and given that we have a reasonably important event coming up - I'm kind of guessing that returning to work is going to be like a surprise contestant on the "Surprise! Today is the first day in the rest of your career as an... anal toy tester SHOW!!!!!".



Wicked.

Any-ha-ways

I believe that the careful art of integrating myself back in to a largely unknown but "prob-ab-fuckingly" likely chaotic workplace situation is to at least follow some of the following, as follows:

1. Know - that compared to everyone else working I am relaxed and not yet showing signs of is it time to go yetness.

2. Keep it cool - locked in

3. Make quick decisive decisions when faced with a problem, so as to protect myself against psychic vampires.

4. Know that compared to my time off when I had jack shit to do and time went fast, that now I am back at work time will go faster.

5. Pretend that nothing has changed and focus on the important

6. Ave it red at the end of the day.

Peace.

Fuck: Day 18!

Well it is day 18 of my three annual weeks, that went fucking fast - I'm happy to know that my amazing plans set before me prior to my time off are still largely incomplete. Wicked bro. Shot.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Day Three: Sleep

Well it is day three of my annual leave, I got up late, had left overs for breakfast and tidied up my place, through a whole lot of shit out and started drinking coronas, now on to a red and listening to dirty filthy drum and bass. Yaaaya.

 
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