Staff Gatherings: How not to act

I've seen some funny shit at staff gatherings. You know, going out for dinner, or just a BBQ or a drink... whatever... Here are some funny things I've seen recently and not so recently.

1. The closet staff nymph who gets drunk and tries to score with anyone.

2. The closet staff bike who gets drunk and is scored by everyone.

3. The staff member on the floor under the table.

4. The staff member who gets arrested for violence.

5. The staff member who gets locked in the toilet and can't escape

6. The staff member who comes back from the toilet with vomit on themselves...

7. The staff member who has too much to drink and thinks that it is funny to hit people

8. The staff member who is drunk and tries to run through a glass door

9. The manager who stares at his female staff members breasts

10. The manager who licks her lips when staring at male staff and pouts.

I'm Sick

Today I am sick.

It is raining.

The neighbours who are Indians have cooked a massive feed and the smell is drifting in my bedroom window. It is smelling good.

I have a jaw/tooth/head ache.

I left my door open while I had my headphones on and now have wet carpet.

I'm thinking about a glass of red wine or barrel strength wild turkey.

I almost completed my budget for next year.

I wrote a song for a short film.

I am sick.

New Shit 2!

Here it is, the sequel to No Mercy 1...

Just waiting for confirmation on details and fighters etc...