Avin it, avin it red.

It is truely odd opening this blog as there is not a lot to complain about in life, at least complaints with substance anyway.

As some know, I have taken a year off from life and as a result am the acting floor manager for a large business. JB Hifi. This is cool, however my tenure is almost up and I'm not sure what happens next...

So, with this uncertainty looming like a carrot within sniffing distance of a blind as horse, here is my plan of attack for the rest of my life (incomplete):

1. Gain my A+, Net+, MCSE, MCSA, MCP and CEA qualifications.
2. Outrig through the islands in the Seto Inland Sea in Japan
3. Listen to wicked trance through some Jamo I300's in the Himalayas
4. 'Ave a red in Egypt
5. Take my girlfriend to Peru and have a Japanese speaking guide spin her out with theories of where the Mayans went...
6. Make a short film about a New Zealander Kung-fu expert on the Great Wall of China
7. Visit my buddy Chris in Tokyo and have mushies...
8. Attend the K1-Grand Prix finals in Tokyo as a VIP
9. Meet my buddy Pants-man in Hong Kong for a feed
10. Take my parents to Japan to meet my girlfriends folks (They don't speak English and mine don't speak Japanese)
11. Get a passport stamp from Lichtenstein
12. Go to Romania and visit Vlads patch
13. Hire BT for a private party
14. Cook a 12 course meal
15. Have a dinner party with Boy George, former President Clinton and the Dalai Lama as guests
16. Start a radio station
17. Spend as close to a million dollars as possible on a home sound system
18. Interview 12 CEO's on how they got to where they are today, concentrating specifically on what they wish they had done
19. Finish an album of wicked electronic beats
20. Complete an MBA and DBA specialising in DRA and new DA business models
21. Fly my parents in to space
22. Have Richard Branson make me a hamburger and chips
23. Build a super computer and hire out the processing time
24. Have a pop singer ask me to remix their song and then tell them "No thanks"
25. Get a cat that looks like a bobcat
26. Catch a Shark and then have it with chips that night
27. Own a Tiger Team business
28. Build a secure network protected from psychics by employing psychics and call it something like Black Ops Anti-Psychic Network Systems
29. Use gravity to build an engine to propel "someone" of "something" through the universe
30. Build a time machine and send information to myself back in the past
31. ...other!

All good

-NH-